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Glue Demotivational Poster

KRAZY GLUE - Giving us great pranks since 1973!

SUPER GLUE - An IQ test in a tiny tube.

TAGS: idiot super glue
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Losifer

taxiinthesky - August 25, 2011, 8:02 am
5 stuck appendages!
Airman - August 4, 2011, 11:22 am
spacedog - August 3, 2011, 10:47 pm
I'll give you 5 once my fingers aren't stuck together.
Reality Lord - August 3, 2011, 7:59 am


ROSES ARE RED - Violets are blue. Horses that lose races, get turned into glue.

BLUFFIN WITH MA MUFFIN - I ain't lying I'm just stunnin with ma love glue gunnin!

TAGS: poker face lady gaga stunning love glue
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

moooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 6:45 pm
Leave lady butterface alone!!!!!!!!!
Stryder - June 28, 2009, 6:40 pm
Lady Gaga has the most irritating and retarded lyrics ever!! Please make it stop!
Chopperliscious - June 2, 2009, 12:22 pm
Oh - and it should read, "...with ma love glue gurlin". I don't care what you two think, she's gonna be my wife one day :-) mmmm
Chopperliscious - June 2, 2009, 12:21 pm
LogicDude - June 1, 2009, 8:38 am
Can't stand my, can't stand my, No he can't stand my butter face...B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face (Mum mum mum mah!) B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face! (Mum mum mum mah!)...*I think my ears are bleeding*...
mooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2009, 1:58 am
All hail Queen of the big nosed no talented butterfaces.........1 Lion

THIS IS GLUE - Strong stuff

TAGS: the blues brothers glue minnie the moocher elwood jake dan aykroyd john belushi
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by Seth

BuZZbomb - July 27, 2009, 11:56 pm
This is cheap movie quote rip off. Weak stuff.

YOU BROKE MY HEART - Suggesting afterwards that I try using superglue just doesn't cut the mustard.

DUCK TAPE - Solves a lot of problems, but hot glue works so much better

TAGS: glue it easier
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by Skarrde

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:13 am
Gone to beat it to midget kettle porn......shame GS Shame!
GreyScorpion - December 14, 2009, 11:10 am
later Moo+ I'm gone
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:04 am
You know you like it. bow-chik-a-wow-wow
GreyScorpion - December 14, 2009, 11:01 am
pots and kettles talking colors....GAY!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:01 am
But in the old west all the yellow pots were busy doing laundry and building railways.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 10:59 am
Then that pot would have to meet him at noon for a showdown.
GreyScorpion - December 14, 2009, 10:55 am
what if the pot called him yellow?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 10:50 am
Ha! GS...I think I get that.....either way I'm laughing.......it's easier than crying.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 10:50 am
Too many big words....my brain hurts....Night Veg.
GreyScorpion - December 14, 2009, 10:49 am
"Go Bridget, Go Bridget"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 10:49 am
But the pot and kettle one....Epic. Veiled racism is the best racism.
Produceman117 - December 14, 2009, 10:49 am
You can do it in MS Publisher. When you're finished editing the pic, right-click it and then click on "Group." Then right-click it again and click on "Save as Picture." Okay I'm going to bed now... finally.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 10:45 am
I'll support the movement as best I can.....but I have no photoshop skills....I only use computers for Motifake and hardcore midget porn. Just as the lord decreed.
Produceman117 - December 14, 2009, 10:42 am
BTW Moo, don't forget to join the 1L Movement.
Produceman117 - December 14, 2009, 10:40 am
Yeah, speaking of that... Personally, I didn't respond b/c I haven't had a chance to watch the vids yet, BUT... I try to catch "The League" whenever I can. My chick dominates the DVR, but I've caught 3 or 4 episodes. It's hilarious!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 10:36 am
*tears.....*thread.......Note to self, Buy spelling for retards book.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 10:35 am
No worries. I passed out soon after......In a puddle of my own tear cuz no one responded to my Jon Lajoie threan.....sigh.
Produceman117 - December 14, 2009, 10:34 am
Hey Moo+, sorry I missed your shout out last night. Damn double shift...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 10:33 am
Working with....eating.....whatever floats yer boat.
GreyScorpion - December 14, 2009, 10:17 am
@Mooo+ are you implying a familiarity with working with paste?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 2:35 am
It was originally called "Duck tape" Maybe Skarrde is an adhesive purist.
Skarrde - December 14, 2009, 2:31 am
I'll put it to use this way I looked up "duck tape" and this came up lol
Koradan - December 14, 2009, 2:30 am
Actually it's called "Duct Tape". Still, this is rather funny.


TAGS: crazy glue
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Sean

marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 7:41 pm
5l most excellent
autumnspirit - December 16, 2010, 9:41 pm
Got to do what you got to do sometimes! Love it! 5 Leaning glue bottles
rerun - December 16, 2010, 9:40 pm

Hawamleh - December 16, 2010, 8:09 pm
Nobody likes a cheat, that's why I'm throwing you in a cage with five lions.

Super Gle Lip Stick -

Sticky -

TAGS: calendar september 15 glue
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - September 23, 2017, 7:53 am
concern3 - September 23, 2017, 4:38 am
How true my friend, UP yours

Marketing -

TAGS: business winning dogfood glue race
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by spacedog

lgvernon - January 21, 2016, 7:32 pm

Really good Sir Pooch!

PLUMBER'S EPOXY - "Honey, have you see it? I think I left the tube next to your hair gel."

TAGS: hair glue
Rating: 4.25/5

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